Bear Facts

  • No matter how much cats try, they can never be the bear we are.
  • Friendship is like honey; it should be spread around generously.
  • Honeymoon Bears invented and patented Bear Feather Technology!
    • Patent Number BH289-98394-BFT-9384, Bear Haven National Patent Office
  • Bears love cuddling, especially on chilly days!
    • Bear feathers provide bears with a new perspective on life as the bear flies high in the air.
    • Did you know that bears invented chocolate and cinnamon?
    • It’s a little known fact that bears help tummy aches by laying against the person’s tummy and keeping it warm
    • Remote controls are tricky. Bears are superior at keeping the remotes docile and ready to be used. Of course, bears like to watch remotes in tandem. That way, the remote has little chance to act up or get lost.
    • Bears often wonder why cats want to rule dog drool. It just seems rather messy to the bear.
    • Bear Rule #1 – If in doubt, hug a bear! (and eat some chocolate-BP)
    • Life is interesting when you view it upside-down.
    • A plastic bag a day keeps the cat at bay
    • All the perfume a bear needs is to spend a few minutes with either a cinnamon stick or a piece of chocolate. Even better…both!